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  JW's are the slowest walkers in the world

  by Unclepenn1 in

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  that's all i wanted to say.

  you can always spot them by the 'less than 1/2 miles per hour' they stroll down the street.

  salvation by the hour.

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  So how slow are dubs in 2014? How much territory is covered compared to 20 years ago?
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  Current Doctrine On Who Will Be Saved?

  by lambsbottom in

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  can someone give me the latest doctrine on whether jws believe any people ignorant of the 'truth' or not preached to will be also spared?.

  or, is it anyone that is not in the ark of the org dead?.

  need reference showing current teaching and not the lie at jw.org faq about salvation!.

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  From the platform, the word is that only baptized regular dubs have any chance of being saved... On JW.org, the rags and other publications, they say that only God knows who will be saved...
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  Is the AGM today?

  by hamsterbait in

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  anybody going or who can give us the noolite hot from the gb a$$?.

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  They'll be releasing new special edition toys for children... Circuit Servant Ken and Special Pioneer Barbie... Children of exemplary parents will get these at a 25% discount... Children of "irregular" publishers will have to pay full price...
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  What exactly do the Governing body(TM) do?

  by punkofnice in

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  a genuine question really.. do they actually make desicions or are they simple sock puppets for the lawyers?.

  are they just a front (like the queen is in the uk), with little or no desicion making input?.

  do they just give talks and make appearances?.

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  you mean besides protecting pedophiles and watching kiddy porn? Not much of anything else... Depends on what their latest marketing firm tells them to do...
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  Barbie doll is now a JW!!!

  by wolfman85 in

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  unbelievable, this is too much!!!.

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  You have got to be f**king kidding me...
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  Will this Memorial be our last?

  by pixel in

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  2. bible

  they just put up the march km 2014 on the private website.

  most of it is same-old-same-old, with info here and there about the memorial.. somebody here might post the march km for all to see, i wont.. i just wanted to share the paragraph from page 2 q&a anticle: will you seize the opportunity?

  upcoming memorial enables us to show gratitude .

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  It will be the "last" memorial for many thinking JWs...
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  SAD HOLY SPIRIT ILLUSTRATION

  by GreenhornChristian in

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  just got an email from elder sharing illustration from assembly.

  the holy spirit does not seem to be in control as it supposedly was in the 1st century.

  it's just lube now.

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  power steering... I have no words.
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  Does the bible have a central theme? Does it prove inspiration?

  by GreenhornChristian in

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  does the bible have a central theme?.

  there seems to be a general consensus throughout christian religions that there is a consistent theme throughout the bible.

  the seeming evidence of a theme coming from a collection of books written by over 40 different authors over a period of 1500 years is what givse credence to the claim that the bible is an inspired literary work.

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  Yes... The central message is Zionism...
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  Video of JW's street witnessing using a tablet ... getting owned by BIble users

  by wannabefree in

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  i came across this video ... and watched it ... why?

  i don't know really, but i found it intersting.. especially interesting was how these men used the bible, they knew their message, they used an actual hard copy bible that has obviously been studied, and the older jw man, well, he was using a tablet.

  it seemed cumbersome compared to using the actual bible.

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  JWs love to brag that they know more about the Bible than any other religion. But this just isn't the 80's anymore... In fact, as this video illustrates, JWs are finding it increasingly difficult to defend their beliefs because they invariably get schooled by guys like these... By the way, did anyone notice how these guys engaged in 80's-style JW "street witnessing"? You know, the militant kind that JWs used to practice when the "message" used to be "urgent" and/or "life-saving"... But notice how the passive "techy" old man quickly finds refuge in his tablet while the worldly preachers pounced on his partner... Really sad and pathetic... I'm sure they were both thinking to themselves: "Damn, we should have just kept walking and counted the rest of our time at the coffee shop down the street."
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  Video of JW's street witnessing using a tablet ... getting owned by BIble users

  by wannabefree in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i came across this video ... and watched it ... why?

  i don't know really, but i found it intersting.. especially interesting was how these men used the bible, they knew their message, they used an actual hard copy bible that has obviously been studied, and the older jw man, well, he was using a tablet.

  it seemed cumbersome compared to using the actual bible.

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  Clueless JWs figured that JW.org would save the day....... but it didn't